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...Bullshit.

I swear, if I have to say frumplenuggets again, I'll kill someon-

...FUCK YOU, CITY.

Shit yeah, it works again! Now with that fixed, on to my next matter of business. Anyone dare to entertain me? Killing monsters in the Wild is sport, but it's not exactly fun -- they don't exactly have much of a brain so it gets boring after an hour or so.

Cooommmme on, some\one? I know the City's got their pants pulled up high after murder here, murder there, murder everywhere; but honestly, would anyone like to fight?

Otherwise I'm looking at you, Tatsuma.

FUCK YOU, CITY --- Why the hell do I taste like strawberry ice cream.

...I still can't believe I hit on Tatsuma as a goddamn woman.

All right, I've got to get some shit straight:

1. That demon last week? NOT MY FAULT.  Yeah, sure - it may have come from our world and probably arrived with me, but you can't blame anything on me.
   
   
2.  Yo, Faggy kimono dude. I am not your son. You are not my father. Your terrorist organization is a laughing stock, and you need a new wardrobe and face.
   
   
3. Anyone want to spar? I'm talking about serious sword fighting here -- the demon was a lot of fun, but still boring as ever around here.
   

So it that demon is from our world, Tatsuma? Talk about a familiar face. It must've came with me when I returned shit hole - but hey, at least we've got some entertainment around here now.

...If you died got hurt, it was probably your fault in the first place.

[ ooc: Let's arrange an attack~? \o/ M-maybe not the entirety a POLY but get a few people to fight off the zombies as a few others attack the demon? Also, Kyouichi is more compassionate than he comes off. >_>; ]

Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise. The City certainly knows how to throw a good welcome-back party.

I'd like to stay and talk, but you're blocking my apartment. And somethin' tells me you guys wouldn't make good conversa--

[ there's shrieking (moaning and wailing) as Kyouichi launches an assault on the first row of zombies. ]

Heh, it's like my world decided to come pay a visit.

[ the ground rumbles as he launches an explosion toward the zombies. ]

...Find your way to heaven, you guys.

[ leaps from ground --> apartment window ledge, throwing a two of the zombie carcases on the floor of his apartment ]

S'not the time to be a couch potato, Takasugi - here, a few get-well presents.

[ooc: Demon plot is a-go~]

[ Private to Tatsuma | Unhackable ]

Oi, I've got a temporary house guest here, Tatsuma. You know, the crazy guy with the faggy butterfly kimono.

Get out the first aid stuff, by the way.

[ /Private ]

Hey, any decent healer out there?

So I was standin' here on the deck of a sinking ship and a brilliant idea strikes me.

Any pretty lady looking for a rescue? I've got room in my arms for ya, just make sure you're not scared of heights.

[ooc: ...Great way to try and get a girl, Kyouichi. ~_~ He's going to use super jumping powers to go from deck ---> iceburg.]

So, uh, someone tell me why the fuck I'm standing on the deck of a FUCKING BOAT.

...Tatsuma, if this your fau--


Hey, hey. What 'bout a fight across the deck, Tatsuma? You could call it a new experience.

Don't think I'm helping any of you old geezers cross the street.

Oi, Tatsuma, it took you long enough to get here. I thought I'd have be stuck here by myself without any fun, which reminds me, get ready, Tatsuma --



[ And yes, they're fighting again as in the video, however, pretend that instead of a classroom they're in their apartment ]

...Why the hell did she have to get in the way? It was my fight, yet she had to barge in with her your pacifism complex.

They're dead. All of them. I killed them. Finally.

-- Yet, she's gone too.

Misato Aoi, you idiot. I told you to stay the fuck away.

Goddammit --

[ ooc: Wished that he could have his revenge on the yakuza that killed his father, yet Aoi died in the process. orz.]

Can't say I'm a fan of waffles, but free food's still free food. It wasn't too bad actually especially in ramen, better than mayonnaise, at least. Isn't that right, Mayo-freak?

...You'd think being stuck in some cross-dimensional world would be interesting. Che, as far as I see it, every thing's been one hell of a drag. We've got little girls, sad excuses for demons, and plenty of hot air.

I'd go back to Tokyo any day - find me a bunch of yakuza idiots to beat up, maybe a demon or two, and end the day at the best ramen joint in Kabuki-cho. It dumbfounds me, really. I'd think more people would be up for a fight. Strong people.

...Dammit, if only Tatsuma was here.

You know, it should go without sayin' but the past two days? Never happened. Got it? Good. ...and I swear, the next bottle of mayonnaise I see meets the end of my bokuto.

Che. For people to see me as a child-

...How pathetic.

So with two curses in, I should look 'bout getting some place to stay, eh? As nice as park benches are, s'not the most comfortable place to sleep with all these fucking creeps in the City. Last thing I heard, this hellhole gives out free housing to minors -- and if you know me, I'm all for free shit. Like I plan to actually get a job here, che.

-- And now I'm bored. Yeah, thanks for pulling me outta my world when things were just getting interesting.

Go to hell, City.

H-huh? Where am I? TELL ME BEFORE I MAKE ALL OF YOU REGRET IT!!!

...And these two perverts aren't my parents.

[ ooc: Age reversal. :33 Don't you just want to squish him~? ]

For some reason, I have this weird craving for mayonnaise. Actually, not just a craving, but a desire to eat shitloads of it on top of everything.

...Isn't this the part where I feel like throwing up?!?!

Something else seems off too, but I can't put my finger on it.

[ ooc: Power-switch with Hijikata. ~ ]

...So let me get this right. We're stuck in some dimensional-space rip where stuff like men turning into women is to be expected.

I've already met:

A talking cat.

A man-woman.

Two hot chicks that probably weren't chicks after midnight.

Fuck.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

AND KOUTAROU!!! THAT WAS A CHEAP WIN, YOU BASTARD. How was I supposed to know that we were supposed to kick the ball into the air?! You said duel, and when someone says duel, that's supposed to mean there's some ass kicking involved. You should have said let's play football, otherwise I wouldn't have launched that pigskin at your ass.

[ooc: Links are only for OOC-reference.]

What the he-

Oi, What kind of Circus freak show do we have here?!

Was that a goddamn vamp-- Someone better tell me before I go ahead and kick some ass.